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RANDOM AUTOBIOGRAPHY

I was first

held by my Sister

on September 30, 1995.

Art instantly intrigued

me at the age of five.

I danced the Wobble.

I danced with Confidence.

I bought Ray-Bans

for staring, not protection.

I have tasted

escargot and loved them!

I have smelled tangy

gingerbread, many times,

on Christmas eve.

I felt vibrations

attack me through

a concert floor.

I collect movie tickets,

miniature figurines, and

cards as tangible memories.

I ran for office in

fifth grade and won

Vice President.

I flew kites

so high they

became airplanes.

I’ve convinced myself

I am royalty,

looking down on

the world I own.

I have raised

very rambunctious rabbits.

I have imagined

myself as the famous

artist Paul Klee.

I dreamt wretched dreams.

I dreamt reality.

I saw laughter

turn into water works.

I whined at

the sad sound

of wailing puppies

at the pound.

I have cooked

French toast on

multiple occasions.

I have tie-dyed

shirts that rainbows would

be jealous of.

I drew masterpieces

on the wall and

cleaned them through tears.

I learned the best

thing in life

is bright color.

I’ve lost many

pairs of shoes to

my beloved “angel” Nitro.

I watched clowns

pelt pies at

 each other in person.

I’ve been in trouble

for standing on the

edge of an

unrailed cliff.

I’ve killed far

too many potted plants.

I’ve pumped gas

 to the exact cent,

with another pair of eyes

as my guide.

I’ve prank called and

asked where my goat was.

I’ve ridden on

a legitimate unicycle

I have played

a game of

Big Booty with

over 23 people.

I have dazzled

an entire glass bottle

with rhinestones.

I’ve beaten a piñata

to shreds for candy.

I have rolled many clovers

with my unique tongue.

I sang along with

the Glee 3-D movie,

while in the theater.

I have had a turtle

literally run away; 

his name was Marco.

I’ve eaten five

jars of Nutella

in the past year.

I have lived away

from home for

a very lonely week.

I have received gifts

from two corners

of the world.

I have entertained

myself with Matchbox

cars for hours!

I have accidentally shocked

myself with a paper-clip

and an electrical outlet.

I’ve imitated celebrities

voices for laughs.

I’ve inhaled ice-cream

and received brain

blizzards and freezes.

I’ve painted pictures

many cannot imagine.

I’ve worn shoes

to the point

of their being

 only a pair of soles.

I conquered fears

of roller coasters and new situations.

I have screamed at

the sight of clowns

 in haunted houses.

I have worked many

jobs including newspaper warehouses

and homecoming booths.

I’ve been humored by

acerbic comedy since the

 age of fourteen.

I have survived on

a pack of mints

 for a whole day.

I have stargazed

when Mars’s icecaps

 were visible.

I’ve shared laughter

with my best friend

millions of times.

Most people meet

their best friend;

I was born with mine.

I am blessed.